Step 1: Sit on your couch.
Step 2: Turn on the television and search for a popular TV Show. Something like “Mireasă pentru fiul meu” will work. See this list: http://antenaplay.ro/showuri
Step 3: Wait
Step 4: At some point a commercial will appear and show you the answer to all your troubles.
Step 5: Call the number on the TV and order the pills.
Step 6: Watch remainder of the episode.
Step 7: The pills did not work.
Step 7.5: Ignore all outside influence. Ignore! Ignore!
Step 8: Go back to step 1.
-Ralu F Constantinescu
(Always stating the obvious)