How to lose weight if you’re Romanian.

Step 1: Sit on your couch.

Step 2: Turn on the television and search for a popular TV Show. Something like “Mireasă pentru fiul meu” will work. See this list: http://antenaplay.ro/showuri

Step 3: Wait

Step 4: At some point a commercial will appear and show you the answer to all your troubles.

Step 5: Call the number on the TV and order the pills.

Step 6: Watch remainder of the episode.

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Step 7: The pills did not work.

Step 7.5: Ignore all outside influence. Ignore! Ignore!

Step 8: Go back to step 1.

-Ralu F Constantinescu
(Always stating the obvious)

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